One common misconception people have about bisexual people is that the abbreviation “bi” is short for “bisexual”, when really it stands for “Black Island”, the place where all bisexual people are born and raised by pirates. All bisexual people are pirates. Run
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The Birates from Black Island should join forces with the Asexual Pirates for maximum-power visibility raids. We can protect you from the sirens if you take us on a good adventure! You can even keep the booty
Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.
Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy
do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing
Underrated perks of being asexual:
1) You can wear whatever underwear you damn well please. You buy your underwear in a pack? Yeah girl, you perf. You prefer briefs to boxers? You go Glen Coco. You’re not trying to impress anybody, so live your dreams.
2) Long distance relationships aren’t much harder than regular ones. Most LDRs end because of a lack of physical intimacy. But hey, if you’re aren’t doing the frick frack anyways, not much will change. Skype convos and the boyfriend arm pillow should be able to help you through the rest.
3) You’re immune to the age old belief that sex sells. Yes, while all of your friends are out buying everything with an attractive human being on the box, you can save your money for important things like nutella and hula hoops.
4) You confuse the hell out of everyone’s gaydar. Are you gay, are you straight, who the hell knows? Jokes on them! Watch as people look at you uncomfortably because they have no idea what box to put you in. Hours of entertainment.
This has been on my dash several times and every time it won’t load but I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT SCENE IT IS AND I’M LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE