The Arbitrary Scrivener

iwannapunchwinbutler:

benjaminmackey is taking this way out of control and I can’t take it anymore

fitandfruity:

vnloved:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

Hahahahahahahahahah

OH MY GOD. Best ice bucket challenge video ever.

thebacksideofthewall:

I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.

I was just told that at my school if you violate the dress code you have to go to the nurse’s office and cover yourself until you have more appropriate clothing

Idk if this is true bc I’ve never violated the code but doesn’t this literally imply that women’s bodies are biohazards!??

party-in-the-morgue:

party-in-the-morgue:

What if prisons let prisoners take their own mug shots?

Cellfies

religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

faintlyfreckled:

little-howie-lovecraft:

awkwardrabbit:

Idk why I laughed but omg

SOMEDAY WHEN I AM A FATHER

say lightly fried fish fillets one more time dad

faintlyfreckled:

little-howie-lovecraft:

awkwardrabbit:

Idk why I laughed but omg

SOMEDAY WHEN I AM A FATHER

say lightly fried fish fillets one more time dad